Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Give 100%!

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sex and Housework

She'd been taught, "Housework is a woman's job," but one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table was set. She was astonished-!!

It turned out that Ralph had read an article that said, "Wives who worked full-time and then had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex."

The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.

"Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired."

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Once i was collectin sum photos from the chemist

and on the way home i suddenly got the urge so i started to run but i knew i wouldnt make it, fotunatly for me it waqs during school holidays an my route took me past this school so i climbed over the fence into the schools football field an proceeded to squat in the corner. in my panic i had not pulled my trousers down properly and although the log got out fine my pecker was hooked over my underwear an i ended up pissin all over my jeans, i just ran the remaining mile home and went straight for the bathroom to clean up but luckily it was summer and i had dried off before reaching my destination