Once i was collectin sum photos from the chemist

and on the way home i suddenly got the urge so i started to run but i knew i wouldnt make it, fotunatly for me it waqs during school holidays an my route took me past this school so i climbed over the fence into the schools football field an proceeded to squat in the corner. in my panic i had not pulled my trousers down properly and although the log got out fine my pecker was hooked over my underwear an i ended up pissin all over my jeans, i just ran the remaining mile home and went straight for the bathroom to clean up but luckily it was summer and i had dried off before reaching my destination